The Cursed Conundrum
Styles Sithole has become known for two reasons: for being named canon-fodder by the fandom for seemingly unable to break his losing streak and for having the absolute best races on any racecard he appears. There has even been a meme where he’s been called “the showstopper who never wins”
When we approached Styles to go under his hood, Styles was all smiles.
“Hey, The Cursed Conundrum is greatest engine to ever grace the Fuel Speedway. Sometimes I feel that she’d win more if she had a better driver.”
We went on to ask him about how to spends his time when not on the circuit but Styles insisted on talking about the Conundrum, as he affectionately called it.
“This beautiful machine was built by the machine monks who used old magical science to put together the fastest pieces of metal and technology on the planet.”
While he went on, we sat there in wide-eyed amazement and awe not sure what to make of this.
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